3 must-visit Caribbean resorts for your dream honeymoon

So, you're looking for a honeymoon that's as far from "meh" as possible—a trip that leaves watered-down drinks and basic beach vibes in the dust.

Look no further!

Here are 3 Caribbean all-inclusives that are the stuff of honeymoon legends—romantic, luxurious, and absolutely unforgettable.

1. Jade Mountain – St. Lucia

For: Unreal views, 24/7 romance, total privacy

Forget "rooms"—Jade Mountain offers open-air sanctuaries with your own infinity pool and a view of the Pitons that's straight out of a postcard.

Why it’s top-tier:

• Private infinity pools in every suite

• No TVs, no kids, and definitely no crowds

• 24-hour butler service

• Access to two beaches plus scuba/snorkel options

🧠 Insider Tip: Want that “floating on the edge of the world” vibe? Go for a “Galaxy Sanctuary.” Trust me, it’s worth the splurge.

2. Zoëtry Agua – Punta Cana, Dominican Republic

For: Wellness luxury + ultra-personal service

Zoëtry is all about understated elegance. It's not for party animals—it's for couples who want to slow down, unplug, and be pampered like royalty.

What sets it apart:

• Endless spa inclusions: daily wellness activities + hydrotherapy access

• 24-hour private in-room dining (included)

• Organic, locally sourced meals + top-shelf everything

• No wristbands, no buffet lines, no stress

Insider Tip: Snag a beachfront suite with a plunge pool. You might just "forget" to go home (wink).

3. Hermitage Bay – Antigua

For: Under-the-radar, barefoot luxury

Imagine private hillside cottages, farm-to-table dining, and a secret bay where the only sound is the ocean. It's where you leave your inbox behind and remember why you fell in love.

Why it’s honeymoon heaven:

• Only 30 suites = true seclusion

• Outdoor showers + plunge pools

• Personalized menus + zero-waste kitchen

• Every staff member knows your name

🧠 Insider Tip: Hillside suites offer killer views, but beachfront cottages put you 10 steps from the water. Choose based on your barefoot dreams.

Thinking “This Sounds Amazing But…”?

Let’s tackle those myths:

• Too expensive? Most resorts offer book-now, pay-later options. Or find a travel agent with no-interest plans.

• Not sure which island? Pick based on flight time from your city (ATL folks: DR, St. Lucia, Antigua all under 5 hrs).

• Overwhelmed? No need to plan every moment. These resorts thrive on making your life easy.

Next Move 

Still on the fence?

DM or comment below, and I'll match your honeymoon vibe to the right spot (minus the tourist traps). You've done the wedding grind.

Now, treat yourselves to the real memory-maker.